when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
i reblog this every single time
this is my favorite post on this whole website
98% of my thoughts in classes.
[GIF descriptions: From a season of Design Star. First image: a woman comments on a piece of red cloth. Caption reads: “It’s like, that kind of blood orange…” Second through fourth: a man is sitting in a chair facing the camera. There is a dress form behind him. He says ” ‘Blood orange’ - she’s so pretentious. Shut up, it’s fucking red… ‘blood orange’.”
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend
who the fuck brought this back
have some ouran doodles because i’m rewatching this show again AND IT’S SO GOOD
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
really cool people following you back
realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself